Nerd alert!

I'm surprised to find that I subscribe fully to only one of the Onion A.V. Club's "20 pop-cultural obsessions even geekier than Monty Python.

I stopped being a Simpsons nerd after circa season 10 (though I still have plenty of Milhouse in me), and my Magic the Gathering obsession lasted less than two years back in high school. Now if I quit my fantasy baseball league like I promised myself I'd do, I'll be nerd-free!